"LCD is short for Liquid Crystal Display, but for people who reads this book, it would mean Luscious Chicken Dung", this is line two, page seven of the Idiot's Guide To
LCD monitors. I read these words out loud to my brother, Jimmy, several days ago so that he'll realized that having this kind of manual is a shame to our royal family. I don't know what's got to his brain lately, but he's been buying several Idiot's Guide this month.
Idiot's Guide In Creative Writing, Idiot's Guide To Dishwashing Liquids, Idiot's Guide To Insect Repellents, and Idiot's Guide To Osama Bin Laden's Brain. Jeez, I wonder when they will produce Idiot's Guide To Kill The Writers Of This Book. Anyway, it's all my fault why Jimmy bought that damned book for monitors. Because I insisted that we buy CTX S965A 19 LCD Monitor to replace our moth-eaten Plasma monitor in the den.
The new monitor delivers good images, despite the medium-sized screen. And believe it or not, but I insist you believe, this monitor has a native resolution of 1280-by-1024. Talk about
high definition television, huh! It's a must-have because it features a wide collection of ports enough to connect wires of your console games, speakers. Probably, you can even connect the wires you'd like to use for strangling your nagger wife.
